Shoulda given him the juice!

No, getting paid to be on call is a good thing/s

I mean, the first 3 are fine.

When the boss asks what are your plans your response is "my plans are my own and very important"

The bike in front literally has shopping bags hanging from the handles. Fucking clown take

And then you can widen it to fit more people abreast. Then lengthen it to fit more people front to back. Then hook them together because a lot of people are going to the same destination... The new becomes old again.

"I signed a contract that forbids me from saying anything negative about this game. I am therefore contractually obligated to say nothing"

Woman make thing!? Me no likely! Woke lie!

Fucking troglodytes.

Me "What's the difference between a bathtub and a toilet?"

Yan Chenglong "Idk. What?"

Me "Please leave my house"

No no. I think they nailed it.

I live in the Philippines and get ads for cock fighting.

Last time I checked "Police Officer" wasn't a protected class you little snowflakes.