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Anybody else working on the 2025 budget?

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Security" as in securing just enough of a budget to pass our audits.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The master lock version of security. There is a lock on it so it ticks the box for insurance but a strong fart is enough to break the lock.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

no joke, the Masterlock 175 combo padlock secures about 75% of Australian telecommunications facilities.

[–] brenticus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You are using a Masterlock 176. It can be opened with a Masterlock 176.