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The chillest dude just wants to boil and eat crab.
Didn't he rob a woman?
Him and Patches both kinda dismiss the theft as protecting Rya from her own ignorance. And she is literally also trying to recruit people to prove they are strong so they can be fed to a giant snake, so... 🤷🏻♂️
I never got the impression that big boggy was being altruistic, just opportunistic.
Well what would YOU do if some religious weirdo walked up to you in your backyard while you BBQ'd and tried to recruit you to their snake cult and also refused to try your cooking?
And if you don't choose the right dialogue options he tries to fight to the death instead lol