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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

‘Even gods can be flawed’ is among the least racist statements I’ve ever heard. The litmus test of mad libbing, gods->[race] doesn’t seem racist either. As an aside, it’s funny to note that the chillest person in the entirety of their universe, short of dog pope, is an ideological anarchist.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As an aside, it’s funny to note that the chillest person in the entirety of their universe, short of dog pope, is an ideological anarchist.

The chillest dude just wants to boil and eat crab.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Him and Patches both kinda dismiss the theft as protecting Rya from her own ignorance. And she is literally also trying to recruit people to prove they are strong so they can be fed to a giant snake, so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I never got the impression that big boggy was being altruistic, just opportunistic.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well what would YOU do if some religious weirdo walked up to you in your backyard while you BBQ'd and tried to recruit you to their snake cult and also refused to try your cooking?

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

What the hell is wrong with you. You trying to start something? Piss off. Before I crack you in 'alf.

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

And if you don't choose the right dialogue options he tries to fight to the death instead lol

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Literally nothing to do with race... The gods are not perfect; they are no better than ordinary humans. That was the flaw he saw. Not sure what his fix is meant to be, though. Removing the Gods' emotions?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

To not worship them maybe?

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro's whole world was shattered when he discovered Marika is trans

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wouldn't they be genderfluid, not trans?

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

You're right, my bad

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Gods aren't a race, Anon.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm sorry Goldmask, you're a real G but the need for puppet gush is strong

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Reincarnates into black wukong

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago