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[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's a mutant and has speed healing abilities. He gets hit in the ear and then two days later it's like nothing ever happened!

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The hamburder grease just leaks out and fills in the wound.