this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2024
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What is this thing?
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I'm pretty sure that's what Bill Gates will be using to activate the 5G nanobots that we all received in the COVID vaccine.
We were all supposed to die by late 2020. What’s taking so long?
~~6 months~~
~~1 year~~
~~2~~ ~~3~~ ~~4~~ SOON!
Aah, the classic Soon™. The gaming industry has taught you well.
They forgot to put out all the antennas, and you know how slow big infrastructure projects can be.
They said that people would start dying like flies in no time. Why do I care? You see, currently houses and cars are so expensive, because there are many people who also want to buy those things. If the population was cut to a fraction, as was promised, the prices would crash accordingly due to massive oversupply of everything. I’m still waiting for the day when I can buy a house with 1000 €.
Nanomachine, son.
Source: military.