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Anon comes out to his religious parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Well, are you going to tell us the story?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago

I honestly didn't think anyone would be interested. If anything, I expected a blast of hate, since that's what happened the last time I told the story.

But yeah, gimme a bit and I'll come back. Kid's sick, so we gotta do the doctor thing.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently not.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Edited it in

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's funny that his parents were mad about it. I can just imagine them going, "Look, I know we talked about how sexuality isn't a choice... but can't you just choose to like dicks? It would make the conversations with the neighbors so much easier."

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

His dad actually said "but we were so nice about it!"

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Edited it in to the original comment