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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 145 points 2 months ago (7 children)

“I want to hold them captive all day long,” Ellison said during a financial presentation on Thursday. “I don’t want them leaving the building … I don’t want them walking down the road for a cup of coffee. We kind of figured out a few years ago how much that cost.”

One, fuck you with a burning stick.

Two, people who are off the clock can go wherever the fuck they want.

Three, you'd better be in that fucking office yourself at least forty hours a week.

Four, put the stick out with a jar of honey and then fuck your own peehole with it.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honey is too kind. I was thinking more along the lines of putting the fire out using a jar of Carolina Reapers, and then he can go to town on his urethra with that

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

Jesus, I'm not a monster.

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