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[–] SSJMarx@lemm.ee 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Spells generally have very precise descriptions of what they do, precisely because of shitty players like David. Heal Wounds only restores hit points, it can't cure a disability whether that disability is from birth or an injury or another magical spell.

[–] NormalPerson@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So if I want to be a proper butthole I need to cast lesser or greater restoration?

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know, but i would say you can't restore anything since his legs never worked. This is more like a deck of many things situation