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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Phwoar mate, you missed the FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH bit, but otherwise I did get semi-erect at your sheer manliness and could almost smell your balls

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, gotta love keyboard warriors. The manliest of men.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be fair he sounded about 12 so maybe his mum was upset that he didn't do the dishes I dunno

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Nah, she probably just suggested he eat something healthier than chicken nuggets, and now he is stewing in the rage of someone who has never had to learn how to regulate their emotions properly. Though his whole "I medically desire violence" and "just waiting for the chance" remarks scream edgy teenager, or adult man who never aged out of high school.