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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?
That’s the great part, you don’t
Here's the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.
Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.
The text isn't green tho
Unreadable
I mean, it won't be written by anon, but why not
But what if you are anon
I'm dch82, not anon
Step 1. Give up your sanity
I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?
Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people's stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don't want the board spammed by blogposting.
A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.
Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough
I can't tell if you're joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.
Take my sage.
Thx bby
don't go to /b/
WTMYWTSC on /gif/
What does that mean?
webms that make you want to say "cool"
thx!