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Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies (theonion.com)
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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is.

Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.