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[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

WebMD: You have cancer.

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

“Let’s face it: If you’re over the age of 50 ‘Healthy’ is just a pre-cancerous condition.” — Drew Hastings, Comedian

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I was so convinced that I had cancer from WebMD that my doctor thinks I have an anxiety disorder now.