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Seizing 299 kilo of drugs (lemmy.world)
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[-] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 136 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 95 points 10 months ago

Correct, we discovered 249 kilos of drugs in our search.

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

[-] Raze157@kbin.social 77 points 10 months ago

Gotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.

[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 55 points 10 months ago

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago

Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This bear meat is the best meat i ever had. What's the seasoning ?

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

It's seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Bear salt, obviously.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

wipes white powder from my nose...

"Excuse me..."

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

This chain is exactly why I joined Reddit and I'm so glad Lemmy got you guys.

[-] dukk@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I swear, I saw a video on this…

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Hey... I think you owe me 5 kilos of drugs!

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