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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 140 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 115 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 102 points 1 week ago
[–] superkret@feddit.org 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.

[–] PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But is he alive or dead in that box?

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

yes, and also he is the armchair

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Wait til we get started about Sonic.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago

shut up, Brian

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Or he could just really like family guy