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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon takes the long way home (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 63 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that's why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes...?

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

I get beaten twice a week.

Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.

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