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Steam users have spent $19 billion on games they have never played. by fibojoly in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

So does that compensate for all those pirated games that people actually do play?

Which Marvel movie is this? by fibojoly in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Jupiter's Legacy. Good call!

It's like the Bacon game, but funnier by fibojoly in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

"Draw me like one of your French girls, you piece of shit."

The safe word is "iceberg".

which one is made up? by fibojoly in c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Same here! Never heard those two, but I'm sure they'll spread soon enough. Fuckletoes sounds great!

25 June 2024 by fibojoly in c/thefarside@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

Possibly linked to the Faceless Eye trope. A fairly common symbol for angry omniscient but distant power, a la Sauron.

You're too slow! by fibojoly in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Happened a few times in China "hey this is your delivery man. Sorry, I clicked the button to reach my quota but I'm still on my way. I'll be here in a few minutes though, don't freak out ok?" Never would dream of complaining, they are so good.

is this employee in the room with us right now? by fibojoly in c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

Such a pain in the sas by fibojoly in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

"Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?" pause "Is it plugged in?" pause "You're welcome"

How big is your desk? by fibojoly in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

For most devs, it's a Jenga tower. Only fancy algorithm devs get a nice Hanoi towers setup.

Guess he gets twitter/X idk by fibojoly in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Which is fine since there is no such thing as Twitter anymore.

Anon gets calls from scammers by fibojoly in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

Anon is a racist asshole?
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Tourism by fibojoly in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 123 points 5 months ago

A compounding factor is that (actual) Italian men are used to hard to get women, and their efforts are therefore scaled for such challenge. Never have I seen men try so fucking hard to chat up anything within sight than Italians.
I still vividly remember seeing a bunch of them moving through the nightclub crowd, chatting up women one after the other, failing, immediately moving on to the next one, etc.

(One could argue it's the other way around : Italian women have developed a resilience up to the challenge of the insatiable appetites and relentless advances of Italian men)