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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"how to kill orphaned children in Java"

what do you mean Java is also the name of an island

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should tell them that this pronunciation sucks.

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear there's a town in NY named Gotham--pronounced GOthum.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Wait until you hear of a little state called Arkansas.