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‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (www.live5news.com)

submitted 1 week ago by realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Want to make a "firing range" pun, but nothing's coming to me...leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good move. The last thing you want to do is post a half-baked pun.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What about a fully baked gun?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds more like a cook off.

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Cooking duel at high noon

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I think the subject of the news article already baked it plenty

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Something about packing heat, too.

[–] Buford_T_Justice@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

The range was hot at the time so firing should have been expected?