JoMiran

joined 1 year ago
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 hour ago

"The Path of Totality" if I recall correctly.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

That was such a bad album.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 hours ago

I might vector it and print the tee for my wife. It's too good.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

I live in Jackson, Wyoming (right on the border with Idaho for 8 months out of the year. I travel most of Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming, and I do not detect a difference in accent between there and most of the Midwest.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It does not. It's more of a mix of Midwestern, border mexican, valley, and standard Texan. I loved how many of the Indian tech-workers that moved to Austin in the early 2000s quickly developed a habit of using y'all...and a breakfast taco addiction.

Source: Austinite from 1999-2022.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This past winter my wife was trying out clothes for our Friday dinner date and she asked me about a dress. It was cold in the house so I told her (feeling quite proud of my cleverness) that her "high beams were on". Without missing a beat she looked at me and gave me a deadpan reply. "I am almost fifty. These are fog lights."

I laughed so hard, I died. R.I.P. me.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Ok, but it helps when you are a bigger person than they are.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago

I know a few guys who helped author some vertical specific CRMs that are in retirement age. A project like this might be good for them as it would give them something to do. Passing this along.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

I would love this as a t-shirt but I am afraid the joke (is it irony or sarcasm?) might escape too many.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I had made a 4B t-shirt using a quote from Hamlet.

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“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

 

Not The Onion, but yes...The Onion.

 

 

If I could only learn one additional language, and I wanted to travel the world, what language would serve me best other than English or Spanish?

 
 
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These are the four richest people in the world. Every single one of them became rich by stealing others ideas, exploitation of others and the ecological devastation of the planet.

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