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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)
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[–] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 months ago

I was planning on upgrading my iPhone 12 but I think I’ll wait another year.