Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by eldain@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] eldain@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago

I genuinely did not know that! 😵