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I had ChatGPT make a press release for them to help make the streets of Norfolk County safer:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
September 12, 2024
Ontario Provincial Police Norfolk Detachment Launches Water Toy Amnesty Program
Norfolk County, ON– The Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) Norfolk Detachment is pleased to announce a Water Toy Amnesty Program, scheduled for Saturday, September 28, 2024. This one-day event offers members of the public an opportunity to safely and responsibly dispose of unused or unwanted water-related toys and equipment with no questions asked.
The program will run from 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM at the Norfolk County OPP Detachment, located at 548 Queensway West, Simcoe, ON, N3Y 4K2.
Items Accepted
The Water Toy Amnesty Program is designed to reduce the number of potentially hazardous or harmful water toys that can be found in our community. The following items can be dropped off:
No questions will be asked, and there are no penalties for participating. All items collected will be recycled or disposed of responsibly.
Why Participate?
Water toys represent a serious threat to the safety of Canadians. By participating in the Water Toy Amnesty Program, residents can contribute to safer community environments in Norfolk County.
For More Information
For further details on the Water Toy Amnesty Program, please contact the OPP Norfolk Detachment at:
Phone: (519) 426-3434
Email: opp.norfolk@opp.ca
Address: 548 Queensway West, Simcoe, ON, N3Y 4K2
Join us in this community effort to ensure our local waterways remain safe and enjoyable for everyone. We encourage residents to take advantage of this free opportunity and help protect the environment.
Media Contact
Sergeant Wasser Eau
Ontario Provincial Police – Norfolk Detachment
Phone: (519) 426-3434
Email: wasser.eau@opp.ca
Ontario Provincial Police Norfolk Detachment
548 Queensway West, Simcoe, ON, N3Y 4K2
(519) 426-3434 | opp.norfolk@opp.ca
They are gonna be pissed at you if they get inundated with calls asking if that's real.
:p