this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2024
175 points (98.3% liked)

Canada

7188 readers
232 users here now

What's going on Canada?



Communities


🍁 Meta


🗺️ Provinces / Territories


🏙️ Cities / Local Communities


🏒 SportsHockey

Football (NFL)

  • List of All Teams: unknown

Football (CFL)

  • List of All Teams: unknown

Baseball

Basketball

Soccer


💻 Universities


💵 Finance / Shopping


🗣️ Politics


🍁 Social and Culture


Rules

Reminder that the rules for lemmy.ca also apply here. See the sidebar on the homepage:

https://lemmy.ca


founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Wendy Washik was at a neighbourhood barbecue on Sept. 1 when she joined a playful water gun fight with one of her neighbour’s children. As the 58-year-old educational assistant was chasing the child to the front of the home, she said she accidentally sprayed another neighbour with water.

Washik said the neighbour called police and officers arrived at the scene a short time later and charged her with assault with a weapon. She claims police spoke to the neighbour who made the call but asked no one else questions about the incident.

(Monte MacGregor, a Toronto-based criminal defense lawyer, said) “Am I surprised that the charge has been laid? No. But do I recognize that it's an unfortunate and almost meaningless waste of resources? Yes, because they didn't interview her, right?” he said.

top 30 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is next-level stupidity. The neighbour, the cops... absolute jokes.

If this had happened in my neighbourhood as a kid, the neighbour who called the police would be the target of relentless eggings, TPings, and just general mischief for years to come. Good luck buddy.

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Did we decide on a name for the male version of a Karen yet?

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it should be lower-case "karen" and equally applied to any gender.

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds good to me. 👍

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I've always seen it as Kevin

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's Kevin.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s Brian. The name for Karen’s was coined by Dane cook, and in the same bit he mentions that “fuckin Brian’s coming” so that’s what I’ve gone with.

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I'm just gonna go with karen/Brian/Daren then.

:p

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 70 points 1 month ago

As always, ACAB.

[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Someone overreacted here, but it wasn't just the police. Who calls the cops over a water gun, for crying out loud?!

[–] Incandemon@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

If its some rando at the park spraying liquids of unknown origin on strangers, maybe calling the cops is reasonable. Calling the cops on a neighbour at a party for spraying you accidentally while following a child, overreaction. I hope they have any more parties and specifically ban that jerk neighbour's who called the cops.

[–] a9249@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

have you never met a karen?

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The last time I called the police about a car theft, they didn't even bother to pretend to care. But for this shit they jump

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

That requires the cops to actually put effort into investigating and, y'know, doing their jobs. Can't have that. Far easier to harass the public over minor incidents instead.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The retarded neighbor who called the cops probably had networking with cops

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This smells like the dude who called it in is buddies with one of the cops.
Heck as kids my friends (stupidly) shot each other with BB guns, with a 1 pump rule, no adults ever called a cop...let alone a water fight

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I miss those days. "hey bring your bb guns so we can battle in the park when school is over!"

[–] drewaustin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Complete and utter garbage. The police in Canada are truly a place where the corrupt and incompetent go to prosper. I live a hop skip and a jump from where this incident occurred.

Shit I've been through where charges weren't brought. A person in Barrie (while I was stopped there to charge the car) pulled a knife on me and said he cut me. A person in the town here via SMS said they would fuck me up. As a child, the father of the kid who stole my brother's backpack threw a rock the size of a golf ball at me and hit me in the leg (the cop who investigated I learned was a friend of the child abuser and played in the same hockey league with him).

Please tell me someone is organizing a protest of some sort at this OPP office. Maybe we can organize a water toy amnesty program at this office.

[–] drewaustin@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had ChatGPT make a press release for them to help make the streets of Norfolk County safer:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

September 12, 2024

Ontario Provincial Police Norfolk Detachment Launches Water Toy Amnesty Program

Norfolk County, ON– The Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) Norfolk Detachment is pleased to announce a Water Toy Amnesty Program, scheduled for Saturday, September 28, 2024. This one-day event offers members of the public an opportunity to safely and responsibly dispose of unused or unwanted water-related toys and equipment with no questions asked.

The program will run from 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM at the Norfolk County OPP Detachment, located at 548 Queensway West, Simcoe, ON, N3Y 4K2.

Items Accepted

The Water Toy Amnesty Program is designed to reduce the number of potentially hazardous or harmful water toys that can be found in our community. The following items can be dropped off:

  • Water guns
  • Inflatable rafts, tubes, and floaties
  • Snow balls
  • Stand-up paddleboards
  • Garden and children’s sprinklers
  • Kayaks, canoes, motor boats, yachts, ferries, and freighters
  • Bath toys
  • Snorkel gear and water wings
  • Water slides
  • Pool toys, beach balls, and floating chairs
  • Garden Hoses
  • Life jackets and personal flotation devices (PFDs)
  • Water balloons
  • Water skis and wakeboards
  • Splash Pads, water parks, wave pools, and lazy rivers
  • Any other water-related equipment

No questions will be asked, and there are no penalties for participating. All items collected will be recycled or disposed of responsibly.

Why Participate?

Water toys represent a serious threat to the safety of Canadians. By participating in the Water Toy Amnesty Program, residents can contribute to safer community environments in Norfolk County.

For More Information

For further details on the Water Toy Amnesty Program, please contact the OPP Norfolk Detachment at:

Phone: (519) 426-3434

Email: opp.norfolk@opp.ca

Address: 548 Queensway West, Simcoe, ON, N3Y 4K2

Join us in this community effort to ensure our local waterways remain safe and enjoyable for everyone. We encourage residents to take advantage of this free opportunity and help protect the environment.

Media Contact

Sergeant Wasser Eau

Ontario Provincial Police – Norfolk Detachment


Phone: (519) 426-3434


Email: wasser.eau@opp.ca

Ontario Provincial Police Norfolk Detachment

548 Queensway West, Simcoe, ON, N3Y 4K2


(519) 426-3434 | opp.norfolk@opp.ca

[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

They are gonna be pissed at you if they get inundated with calls asking if that's real.

:p

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The police in Ontario are universally an absolute joke. It's no better where I live. The cops would rather patrol the rich gated neighbourhoods looking to harass people who look out of place than deal with my city's severe drug problems and constant arson and theft.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The cops would rather patrol the rich gated neighbourhoods looking to harass people who look out of place than deal with my city’s severe drug problems and constant arson and theft.

I mean, that's what they exist for. The idea that they're here to protect the public in any way is just PR spin. They're just state funded security guards for the rich who occasionally do charity work for the rest of us when there's a chance they might get labelled a 'hero'.

[–] drewaustin@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Good for them. Over half way to their goal already.

[–] aard@kyu.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least she didn't mix it up with a real gun, like that german police officer.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

I still don't think he's telling the truth. He probably snapped and overreacted. But the whole "I can't remember" bullshit should lead to him being sent to office duty indefinitely.

[–] fixerdude2@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Seriously curious on case outcome. OPP and the arresting officer should be embarassed for years to come. I see a lawsuit coming. The id10t so called neighbor should pay the legal costs.

[–] TheInfamousOne@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Am I the only idiot thinking that water was the, "unfortunate waste of resources"?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

You know this is the final straw in a looong string of beeves 'twixt the two