Programmer Humor

32588 readers

940 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
No NSFW content.
Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml

cat_programmer@lemmy.ml

506

Unacceptable (jlai.lu)

submitted 2 months ago by ElCanut@jlai.lu to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

64 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hybrid is the best. There are certain types of work which needs my undivided attention and collaboration with my team; office. Other work which I can do slowly and alone; home.

HR: "But what about the bond? Team building exercises. Company morale. It will fall apart-"

Can you shut the fck up?