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[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 222 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I leave on time, how is that an insult? I'd be much more insulted if someone asked me to work for them for free. That's what unpaid overtime is.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 77 points 1 month ago

It's a compliment. You're skilled and valuable enough that the company won't dare to give you any bullshit for leaving on time.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Quiet quitting" 😂

Because yeah, you only do the job they pay you for, how dare you!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 26 points 1 month ago

I think “quiet quitting” is just the white collar equivalent to the more blue collar “nobody wants to work anymore!”

[–] dafo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Today I sat down at the computer around 8:30, had lunch around 10:55 - 12:00, then at 13:00 - 14:30 I went for a walk with my wife and 6 month old son to feed ducks which he absolutely loved, and I stopped working at 16:10. Adding all that together should equal to... I don't care. The company who bought us and ruined everything had a 1.5 hrs townhall yesterday with 880 attendees, equating to some €30k lost in man power.

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I think they meant the "finance guy" insulted the whole "race" of "developers", but otherwise they agree.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 113 points 1 month ago (2 children)

as my pay has gone down relative to inflation the amount of fucks I give goes down.

[–] root@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like that and am going to steal it.

[–] root@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please do. I too stole it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just remember to steal some stationary as well.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

If you're not stealing from work, you're stealing from your family.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Due to inflation I now leave at 3:30

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My company finishes at 4. 3:56 every day I clock out so I can get out of the yard before everyone else and not get stuck in traffic.

My mama didn’t raise no fools. Well, apart from my little brother.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Leave home 5 minutes early, and leave work 5 minutes early. Both of which will probably save you a bunch of driving time.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I typically stay at work until 5pm because I make no effort to come in early and I take long lunch breaks.

This place is an absolute ghost town by 5, and it makes me happy to see that. It seems people mostly have their heads on straight here.

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[–] Varyag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You sure it isn't the finance and management guys leaving at 4pm and earlier while developers are expected to work past hours and even at home?

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

Don't forget Sales people too. At my company they frequently schedule fun activities right in the middle of the day.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who isn't racing out the door at 5pm? I trade labor for wages, I'm not sticking around for unpaid overtime just to make some investor who's never worked a day in his life even richer.

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

These are the same people who measure lunch breaks by the second and suddenly become careless with clock after 5

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

What? No! I leave at 6pm. (But start at 2)

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Technically correct, which is the best type of correct

Edit: as long as you are not part of the infrastructure team. Then things break right after 5 PM.

[–] 1984 25 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I leave at 3 pm on office days to beat traffic. Everyone does that. What is this 5 pm thing he talks about? Must be America...

[–] The2b@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you beat traffic if everyone does it?

[–] 1984 6 points 1 month ago

I knew someone would see the logical flaw here... :)

[–] piskertariot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I used to arrive promptly at 7am, and clock out at 3:30pm.

The bus to the office was always empty.

The bus home was always packed.

Now I work from home

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Not everyone has a coke budget 😞

[–] IronSightOS@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Sorry we don't live our lives for the opportunity to destroy ourselves for senpai company owner like you."

My supervisor doesn't know how to maintain what I build, despite me attempting to show her. At this point, we openly pity each other, her because I have no desire to do more than what my job entails, take the paycheck, and leave to go live my life, and I because she proudly has no life to go home to because she spends 12 hours a day plus here acting like Jesus on the cross for the greedy, indifferent owner.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ops is like Hotel California.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That's very true indeed.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Brother, life is too short not to leave when you want.

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really? Am I the only one: "just" fixing this one thing before go home?

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 4 points 1 month ago

I only do that when the problem space is interesting.

Most developers are just implementing CRUD using a framework that does most of the work. There isn't the interest motivation to keep on trying to fix things.

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

I'm a bit of a 3-4 pm leaver (always do stuff on schedule)

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My job involves going out to sites to install equipment sometimes. This means as long as I'm walking out with a box in my hand I can leave whenever I want. My boss doesn't care where I am as long as things get done.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My boss doesn't care if I log in at 11 and log out at 3 with a 2 hour lunch in the middle, but to be fair, my boss is me and I'm pretty chill.

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You guys leave work?

[–] spacedout@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Never stayed much past lunch, myself. Working in finance

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Get a government job; everybody leaves at 5pm

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

What?? Special occasion.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

You guys must have better hours than me.

Usually 09:00 to 17:30, 40 hour week. (30 minutes break). In addition, my commute is 1:30h one way.

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