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Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like each time for extra awkwardness

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh trust me, I don't need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so... PATOOIE

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi