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Man Asserts Being Conservative Divorced Dad Whose Kids Won’t Speak to Him Anymore is The New Punk Rock (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

20 years from now:

Being put in one of those corrupt nursing homes you see on Dateline is the new punk rock.