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Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate (indianexpress.com)

submitted 2 months ago by kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 134 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If only there was something he could do to reduce the death rate in Russia

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe barred windows? So many people seem to die from falling through windows there, apparently all terrible accidents

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Orrrrr......and hear me out.......they buy better tanks, and train their military so they don't take so many casualties.

I mean, longshot here, but I GUESS they could technically stop trying to invade Ukraine, retreat their troops back into proper russia borders, and sign a peace treaty.......naaaahhhhh, that would never work! If it were THAT easy, they never would have chose to start a war they would lose so badly at! SURELY they only started this war because there was a good reason, right?.......right?........guys?

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

What are you talking about? Day 935 of the 3 day war is going great!