Snitches get lighting strikes

I don't read comics but some googling says wolverine managed to regrow completely from a single drop of blood so.... Yeah....

Reminds me of twitch plays pokemon, putting a pokemon in the pc was akin to a death sentence since they often 'accidentally' released them later

Sometimes you need to take two steps back so later you can take one step forward, ok?

Edit: seems like quite a few people didn't understand the joke, 2 steps back and 1 forward is still 1 step back, they are slowly getting worse

Im not sure you read my comment but at no point did I say Im getting one shot or doing too little damage. The problem is 90% of the game is you dodging attacks so you can get 1 quick attack, maybe 2, dont even think about a charged strong. When I mentioned summons its only because summons give you opening to be able to actually play the game instead of rolling till infinity.

I'm replaying the base game (waiting on a sale for the dlc) and I couldn't agree more. I was fighting a bell bearing hunter and they have massive combos they can mix up in the middle and do more hits and when you get the timing PERFECTLY you go do 1 charge attack and you get punished because they already started another combo,you get 1 hit and that's it.

People answering you talk about summons but for these guys you can't even summon your ashes, for some stupid reason the devs decided to limit that feature.

Before anyone tells me to git gud, I already beat the entire game before including a bugged Melania that healed even on missed attacks (she was bugged for some time). I can beat anything in the game but like you said, it's mega boring and slow.

Devs like that really make me want to buy the game, I wasn't too interested because I'm not a fan of the genre but I will now look into it

Levi is very expensive in my country

I wonder if there was a language/cultural barrier there like "you want me to cook popcorn shrimp? You sure about that? Well, OK then boss"

You almost got the joke

Problem is finding stuff that isn't trending. My favorite brand for jeans that was super comfortable, cheap and durable stopped making baggy jeans, so I had to shop elsewhere which was much more expensive