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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 20 points 3 months ago

“…” said an al Qaeda spokesperson, who remained anonymous out of fear of losing his life for speaking with Western media

“…” said one U.S. official who also asked to remain anonymous out of fear of losing his life for speaking with Western media

Okay that’s pretty good.