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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Dad I'm sorry I look too cute in skirts

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Perf, "skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe"

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

That is a valid reason to move to Scotland

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable."

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 3 hours ago

"god meeded to nerf my big ween"