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I still need to hear someone who eats other people’s lunch try to defend themselves
I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.
Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better
I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.
I was hungry
You ate, MY SANDWICH?
You should have labelled it
Did you mistake my sandwich for your own sandwich with a moist maker?
Fair.