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[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna fight you for this statement.

but I have deadass nothing to fight you with

how dare you make me realize Obama is attractive >:( /hj

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's okay, you must still be recovering from that coma that you simply must have been in for 8 years to have missed this hot bod:

Michelle forgives you though, bc she now has this hunk of man meat all to herself finally, and therefore so do I:-).

Also, we can be so easily distracted these days by...

Wait, what were we talking about now? :-P

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

STAHP–

YOU FIEND!!!

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

Okay I will stop (but those images have now been seared into your soul:-)