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Anon has trouble assimilating (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What about the couch?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 days ago

Only if you're a weird Republican

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Couches are sluts, they're up for anything.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything