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Anon needs viewers (reddthat.com)

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its also an onion esqu article.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang