Superimpose the text "somewhere in this image are my terrorism plans" so they have to spend hours studying the picture in detail
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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And then actually get the Darth Plagueis the Wise copypasta in there somewhere.
Omg how could I have not heard this song before?! And it's 8 years old! What a banger!
Louis Coles new album is worth checking out , he's the drummer.
Also the drummer of Clown Core.
Don't even have to watch, I already know what song this is.
Edit: yep. The government knows.
I don't know what I just watched. All I know is before the end of the song I was dancing naked and masturbating in front of my webcam.
This is awesome
A fine addition to my schizocore collection
Better hope you don't have a small dick, or you'll tick all the terrorist profile markers and be in jail before you know it.
Yeah, I am not in jail, that doesn't make sense
I have a miniature cock and am not imprisoned, so I'd call major BS
And then they assume you have pics of teenage boy cock on your drive.
Gotta get some unpleasant bodily function photos in there as well. Big unbroken dookie, unfolded snot rag, infected ingrown toenail, you know, real degenerate shit.
"The full, detailed write up of my plans are within this cumbox, search carefully and thoroughly, many key details are very well hidden."
Eating shit, vomiting and masturbating while dictating your manifesto in detail.
joke's on anon, the only thing nsa ever wanted is spy on everyone's dickpics without having to go in person
Hot NSA agent: I need to get me some of this dick in this pic! Checks OP's file for his address, sees red flags from his other antics Damn, nevermind!
Lmao "theft of government property". Those charges are somehow more upsetting than the act of hoarding all those dick pics.
Its also an onion esqu article.
no shit lol I wonder where people who think it's real think the government is getting their dick pics. I once had someone try to bullshit me by saying that the sensors on automatic urinals were cameras collecting dick pics, I wonder if that is last of the conspiracy here, maybe they think that's real
Also the perpetrators name is Hilary Wang
The only flaw in this plan is that maximum dick pics is the only reason why they surveil everyone
For extra points, write some random almost coherent stuff, ROT13 it then steganographise it into those dick pics.
all that's gonna get the OP is a new buddy who really wants to help him start shit and will provide all the materials even