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Anon gets a haircut (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 91 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sounds like anon needs some help with social interaction. If mom can schedule the appointment, maybe mom can help anon pick a haircut in advance.

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Setting out the wardrobe for the day would be helpful too.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No more hair gets in the way while anon is breastfeeding.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or say to the barber "Just make me look good".

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Every barber I have said that to has asked me for specicifics.