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[–] ForensicFart@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I love this post and not just because I appreciate realism in gaming.

When I was in second grade a girl I barely knew and a boy I only slightly knew more were wrestling. I thought he was about to lose the upper hand so I intervened and the girl and I wound up rolling down a small hill, I don’t recall if that was part of my attack plan but let’s just say it was.

Now at the bottom of the hill she wound up with the high ground and while I lay on my back with my stomach exposed. She took this opportunity to bite me and while similarly it didn’t break skin I was still taken to the hospital for shots. Cassie, I still think about you sometimes.

[–] ForensicFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did you delete this @absentbird@lemm.ee ? It was hilarious.

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[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I was a little bit drunk and worried it might not be as funny to everyone else as it seemed in my head at the time.