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[โ€“] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

I sleep like a log. My wife can almost never get me up at night. Once, she heard a noise and tried to shake me awake. "I think there's someone in the kitchen."

I just said "he'll be fine" and snored on ๐Ÿ˜… ill be fuckin worthless if someone breaks in