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[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Walter White says to buy things at different places. Seems less suspicious.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel like with so many cameras they will still find you and it will be more suspicious, but I guess it depends if they can tie you to the victim in some other way.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Shop at local mom & pop stores that have no security cameras. No cameras and you're supporting the local economy instead of big corpo interests.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Or just plan ahead a little and get the shovel and tarp from garage sales. Whoe doesn't have some duct tape and rope lying around?

Bunch of amateurs.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The small stores I go to have more cameras, no blindspots.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That is why you travel by foot/public transit from a good distance away, covered up, and without a cell. Arrive at the back of the lot where the day workers congregate and make the offer for more cash than what the purchase costs to an individual to go inside and purchase some items. Ideally, you'll want to spread these purchases across multiple jurisdictions, days (or more), wearing different coverings, and mixing in nondescript items with the purchases. If the first individual refuses, leave and make an attempt elsewhere, don't make this memorable.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

You know, this seems like a lot of work, I think I'll just confess

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I like and fear your answer, but having recently watched a ridiculous number of police homicide interrogations, it seems to me that if you are smart enough to get away with murder you are probably smart enough to avoid it in the first place. A lot of murders are solved with cameras and phone records. Even many sociopaths who you might expect to do better.