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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

[โ€“] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago

They didn't say he was playing well...