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Anon mows lawns (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The catch is you have to save enough money to get through the months where lawns don't need mowed in most of the US.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Hopefully grandpa also left him a snowblower

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be*

And then you get on the shovel -> snowblower -> plow grind

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget raking leafs, and basic landscaping in the spring like trimming shit. Pulling weeds too

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I never forget pulling weeds.