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[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me."

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

"She just wants your tip"

"That's OK. I don't need to go full penetration"

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