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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

See also:

  • Men who think the barista likes them because they read their name from a cup.
  • Men who think they don't need to tip their waitress and instead leave their number instead.
  • Men who expect a happy ending when getting a massage and again, don't leave a tip when they're sent away without one.
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is a happy ending on a message like a smiley emoji?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Auto correct strikes again :)

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Bless your heart

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

8=m=>~ 🥲 Yes!

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I spend a lot of time at bars drinking and people watching and guys leaving bartenders their number happens a lot more than I expected. Though I've typically seen them leave yuuuuge tips + their number, as if it impresses the bartender or something.