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Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle's Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won't be able to keep his composure.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

I think they should put casters on a couch and wheel him out. Say nothing, just let Vance steam and maybe mention it himself. Then, point out how he lied about Haitians eating pets, so this can't be any worse, plus they didn't mean anything by it anyway.