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Anon recommends a cast iron pan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I know grandmas, I was probably purchased at Kmart in like 1996.

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you know basic math, it was probably purchased before 1996 based on my original comment. It was also very well used when she gave it to me.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sorry. Just trying to make a joke a grandmothers’ expense. My grandma had several artifacts that she claimed were ancient and/or hand crafted that were definitely not.

We were 3/4 of the way through mounting her hand painted collectible plates when we found two that were 100% identical.