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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, ~~where is it~~ did one of you females mess up the order again?!

FTFY

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'm so sorry, sir! All I found in the women's cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!