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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like.. HELLA GAY!