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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".

[โ€“] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Earn your red wings yet?